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loveworksforyou.com “I want a relationship where we are honest with each other, where we respect each other; share deep intimacy and passionate sex; where we can speak our truths and be ourselves…etc.” We can all agree that sounds great, right? But we’d like our partner to go first …
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Dr. Phil takes a page out of the book of Dr. C. Kramer
Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR’s YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Music produced by Big Dawg www.myspace.com LYRICS Hey there girl it’s been long time since I’ve done this…sex I mean. You see I’m just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. FYI lately I haven’t been able to have an orgasm without crying. It’s something I’ve been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You’re thinking that he’s gonna love you and it will be hot You’re wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He’s always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he’s nauseous from the pressure plus he’s really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He’s self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he’s still got a furry vest MARK It’s not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It’s very common in old guys. MARK It’s not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you’re freakin’ cus your thinkin’ what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his …
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ONISION & TANTAGA DIVORCED!?!? FOR REAL!?!?! No! Of course not! This is all a big SCAM to get more hits, because you’re an all-knowing freaking genius who see’s through everyone else’s lies. They couldn’t possibly be having LEGITIMATE problems, they are in the public eye after all, which means they aren’t human. YAY for being an expert on human psychology aka a social retard. Social Facebook: facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Channels Onision – youtube.com OnisionSpeaks – youtube.com OnisionEncore – youtube.com OnisionArchive – youtube.com Cool Stuff Onision Site – onision.net Onision Shirts – http Onision Music – onision.net